exam result....

tet tet tet tet tet tet tet tet(ala2 tekan no. kat talipon opis)....

tuutttt tuuttt.....tuuuttt tuuutttt.....

Minah NIOSH: helo, selamat petang...
Gua: selamat...

Minah NIOSH:boleh sy tolong?
Gua: name gua badrul...gua nak tanye pasal NTSP safety passport exam...(agak2 kalo mintak tolong die buatkan air nescafe o ais bleh x??)

Minah NIOSH: ye encik...
Gua: gua ade amik exam aritu kat kat NIOSH bangi...gua nak tahu gua lulus ke gagal exam tuh...(rase cam fail jer nih...)

Minah NIOSH: bile encik amik exam tuh...
Gua: gua amik ari isnin aritu...lu tolong check kalendar bleh x??

Minah NIOSH: baik encik...name penuh encik ape?
Gua: name penuh gua badrul qamar bin sulong...

Minah NIOSH: kejap ye encik...(bunyi cam ngah belek2 kertas)
Gua: okei...

Minah NIOSH: sukecitanya dimaklumkan encik lulus dengan jayanya...tahniah diucapkan dari pihak kami...
Gua: o yeah??!!sua sue komoning!!!!sua sue komining!!!

Minah NIOSH: encik???
Gua: ehem ehem...so bile gua bleh pegi amik card tuh??

Minah NIOSH: 7 hari waktu berkerja ye encik...
Gua: ok...lagi 2 minggu lagi gua sampai ngan ferrari silver gua tuh...tenkiu2!!!tuuutttt.....

hahaha...kursus yang gua pegi selama sehari suntuk tu tak mengecewakan la...bos gua bukan main kelam kelibut nak suh gua check result tuh...gua dah la cuak rase cam fail jer...tapi kesudahannye gua lulus...rase macam zaman belajar2 dulu pon ade...part lulus je paling best...time study haramm!!!hahahaha...

p/s: perbualan di atas telah diubah sesuka hati oleh penulis blog ini...

random tag bak kate maknye...

tak pasal2 je arini gua kene tag ngan si maknye...nasib baik la gua kekurangan keje time nih...hahaha...semua da setel...so jom usha tag yang gua buat nih...

Here’s the rule:

Bold the statements that are true to you
Italise the statements that you WISH are true

Leave the fibs alone
Then, stab 5 guys to do the same test

I miss somebody right now.
I don’t watch TV these days.
I own lots of books. retired already mehh...
I wear glasses or contact lenses.

I love to play video games.
I’ve tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.

I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse sometimes. ramai sgt manusia bodoh kat atas jalan tuh...
I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.

I’m TOTALLY smart. tak cukup smart la skang...
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.

I need money right now. mau beli lamborghini mehh...
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.

I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling. gua ade 2 abg laki, sorang kakak pompuan, 2 adik laki n 2 adik pompuan...
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D

I like the way I look. walaupon gua x smart...
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent. gua pandai bergosip...bleh??

I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. tak bleh duduk diam meh...
I have a lot of friends. banyak ke??!!
I am currently single
I have pecked someone of the same sex.

I enjoy talking on the phone. tapi takde org nak call gua...
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.

I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone. I dislike them. tak baik benci kat org lain...tuhan marah!!!
I’m a pretty good dancer. joget lambak bleh la...hahaha!!!
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.

I have a cell phone. w910i...shake ka boom boom!!!
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.

I’ve rejected someone before.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. mencari gagak yang sayapnye berwarna putih...
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.

I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I’m not allergic to anything. setakat nih takde la...
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.

I am shy around the opposite sex. gua ni pemalu orangnye...euw...
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I own the “South Park” movie.

I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.

Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I have dated a close friends’ ex.
I am happy at this moment!! gumbiranye gua...

I’m obsessed with guys
I study for tests most of the time. takde maknenye...haha!!!!
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.
I can work on a car. baik keje dalam toilet je kalo camtu...

I love my job. dapat bos best suke la!!!
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoor wherever I can.

I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. nak jadi bisnessman berjaya...

I’m proficient in a musical instrument. suke main tapi tak pandai...
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.

I think water rules.
I went college out of state. best kalo dapat study kat Orange County!!!bleh jumpe marrisa cooper...
I like sausages.
I love kisses.

I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I don’t know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. biase la kepale ngah tak betul...

I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.

I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. macam gua bleh tahu gua bercakap time tido??musykil...

I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time. panjat pokok jambu batu depan umah...
I have jazz in my blood.
I wear a toe ring.

I have a tattoo.
I can stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I know what cosplaying is.

I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I’m an artist. nak lukis kucing tapi jadi beruang...pe cer??!!
I only clean my room when necessary.

I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie. kene2 time naik roller coster...

STABBING:

• cik ani tebaboom
• cik yam gile
• cik nadiah uptown girl
• cik fatihah najib
• mr yazid

p/s: buat la time korang takde keje...

hujung minggu gua...

welcome back to the opis...wah gittew!!semalam gua tak masuk opis satu ari...mitof??gua pegi buat passport keselamatan kat niosh bangi...siap ade exam lagi...dah dua tahun gua tak menjawab exam nih...nasib baik la soalan objektif...kalo x mmg azab la gua nak menjawab...bukan main seronok gua menembak jawapan tu...abih semua peluru keluar...macam mase belaja2 dulu la kan, seboleh2nye gua nak kuar awal dari bilik exam tuh...hahaha...x sampai 30 minit gua da kuar dah...dah naik pening kepale gua duk lame2 kat dalam tuh...duk lame2 pon belum tentu betul semua...hahaha!!!sehari suntuk kursus sebab nak amik exam sejam je...hopefully gua lulus la ye...tunggu la 3-4 hari lagik baru kuar result...

weekend gua aritu seperti biase la kan...agak mampat dan sendat katenye...hari sabtu tu gua pegi petronas kat area taman melawati...bukannye nak isi minyak tapi nak isi perut...member gua punye bapak owner petronas tuh...so sesuka ati die je buat party kat petronas tuh...first time nih pegi party kat stesen minyak...siap ade Coco si brader Belon lagi tuh...dah macam sepupu man belon pun ade gua tgk...nasib baik la temanye bebas...mau dibuatnye tema 'jungle', jenuh la gua nak mencari baju ala2 tarzan...adowyai!!!gua nak ucapkan bebanyak time kasih la kat anak owner tu merangkap ofismate gua kerana menjemput gua pegi makan free kat stesen minyak die tuh...toche!!toche!!!lenkali nak buat jemput lah ye...dah abis gua makan sampai nak terburai perut nih, gua pegi umah si giyyah la plak...kononnye nak gi amik die sebab nak gi swimming kat oakleaf la kan...sampai je kat umah die gua layan PS3...hahaha!!!kul 8 malam baru gerak menghala ke oakleaf...atas masalah2 peribadi yang dihadapi oleh giyyah, kitorang terpaksa mengcancelkan swimming malam tuh...so gua just balik umah tgk tv je la...agak2 da lewat malam tuh gua pon kuar gi danau kota konon2nye nak beli selipar ngan tali pinggang adik2 gua nih...merengek nak itu lah...ini lah...gua beli selipar jer...tali pinggang nan adoo katenye..tali pinggang ala2 tali rafia je ade...

keesokan arinye gua ngan opismate2 gua konvoi pegi ke wedding x-opismate gua yang namenye epol kat kg dato' haron, PJ...gua malas la nak paste gamba2 mase kawin tuh...lu orang check la kat blog ngan fotopages memember gua nih:- azzazeti spagetty, jaieda jedi n cik ani tembam tembom...pas abis wedding tu, tibe2 gua rase geli2 kaki nak pegi ke pantai la plak kan...padahal baju salin dah bawak siap2 dari umah tadi...hahaha...kitorang pon terus shoot gi port dikson...kalo lu orang nak tgk gambar kat PD tu, lu orang bleh tgk kat link2 yang gua birukan kat atas tuh jugak..mase kat PD tu, buat kali pertama gua beli suar bunga2...wahh gittew!!!gua rase pasni gua nak kumpul koleksi suar bunga2 plak la...dah la murah, menarik plak tuh...agak2 dah x larat nak telan air laut tuh, gua pon pegi makan sate kajang plak...pas makan terus chalo balik ke kolumpo...

sebelum gua tamatkan entry blog gua nih, gua ade satu pop kuiz nak kasi kat lu orang semua la...kalo lu orang takde keje, cube lu orang teka sapekah name kepada wajah2 kat bawah nih...hahahaha!!!kalo lu orang rase lu orang boleh jawab la....

inilah wajah2 makhluk asing yang cube menakluk bumi...dari kiri yarmzlogorgon, bieritney sepairs dan anieyattarooterruuuu(sebut ala2 nyanyi lagu doraemon - part hujung skali)...

valentine's day + futboll + JJE 49???

arini gua rase penat yang amat2 sangat setelah mengharungi wiken yang agak memenatkan...bangun pagi tadi pon rase macam baru lepas pegi gym...sakit2 sendi gua tak hilang lagi...dah la arini gua kena pegi site buat keja mengecat kan...adesss...tgh2 hari bute tu nak mengecat...mane kontraktor gua nih???makan gaji bute je tahu...ok la gua malas nak cite pasal keja mengecat nih...gua nak cite pasal ape gua buat time wiken aritu...

Sabtu:

hari valentine's sedunia...wahhh gitu...takde maknenye...seumur idop gua tak penah2 gua sambut ari valentine nih...macam mane la gua nak sambut, seumur idop gua tak penah ade awek...takkan nak sambut ngan housemate gua???x ke namenye gay tuh...isk...so hari sabtu tu gua takde buat pape just lepak chill je malam tuh ngan member2 gua kat oldtown kopitiam kat taman melati sampai mabuk...hahaha!!!

Ahad:

hari tu gua ade game frenly kat padang bola mardi, upm...gua dah lame x menjejakkan kaki kat atas padang bola nih...dah 2 tahun kot...asyik2 atas court je main bola...disebabkan senior2 gua mase belajar dulu dah banyak kali ajak gua, so terpaksa la gua pegi main...kang cakap gua sombong plak kan...gua pon bawak la member gua sorang nih utk jadi driver gua merangkap photografer gua mane la tahu tetiba gua pitam kat tgh padang tuh kan...bleh la die usung gua balik umah kan...hahaha...tapi mmg pancit dow!!!tak sampai 10 minit main, gua dah nampak bintang2 berkerlipan kat mate gua nih...jgn kate bintang, planet, meteor semua dah keluar dah...tunggu gua nak tutup mate jer...tapi gua tetap cekalkan ati gua nih...main sampai abiss...nasib baik menang 3-2...hahaha!!!berbaloi la gua main sampai abess...

gambar2 candid mase game aritu...pancit dolll!!!!nasib baik la menang...kalo x menyesal aku main...hahaha!!!

abis je main bola gua terus shoot pegi umah akak gua...katenye ade special dinner nak masak kat gua nih...lagipun gua nak tgk keadaan fizikal akak gua yang dikatakan mengandung dah 2 bulan...sesampai je akak gua ngan laki die duk masak kat dapur...kelam kabut gile...macam sultan nak datang pon ade...macam2 jenis lauk yang diorang nih masak...tapi satu pon takde kuah...adowyai...nasib baik la sedap...pasni gua nak datang lagik!!!!hahahaha...stanby masak western plak ye...tapi ape2 pon gua agak terkilan bile akak gua cakap kandungan die tuh tak menjadi setelah pegi re-check, doc cakap takde heart beat pulak...hmmm...banyak2 bersabo yekk...cube lagi

Isnin:

nak dijadikan cerita...arini gua kene pegi site...nak kena abiskan projek gua yang dah lame terbengkalai nih...bukan susah pon...nak kene mengecat jer...tapi semua kontraktor gua dah lari balik kampung halaman diorang tuh...konon2nye rindu kat masakan family la tuh...chittt poodahh!!!!gua malas nak cite pasal benda tuh...yang gua nak cite ni pasal kete Volvo kaler biru gelap plat JJE 49 kalo x silap gua la...tadi mase gua nak balik ke opis, gua lalu la kat NKVE tuh...sampai je kat simpang SG. Buloh ngan KL tuh, ade Volvo nih kat depan kete gua...abis je selekoh nak menghala ke KL tuh, tetiba mamat keling pundek bawak Volvo nih brake emergency...mak aihh!!!gua pon brake la kan...tapi mmg x sempat...so terpaksa la gua elak kan...sekali kete gua dah bertukar jadi kete Takumi (Initial D) tuh...tayar belakang kete gua dah membuang ke tepi...shit!!!gua pon tak tau macam mane gua bleh main balas2 je steering tuh...dari kiri ke kanan...pastu kanan ke kiri plak...dah la kat tepi jalan nih ade gaung...kecut perut gua nih...dah abis berpusing, sedar2 kete gua dah mengadap lawan arus kete...nampak plak ade lori 2 bijik datang...lagi skali gua taktau macam mane tibe2 tangan gua masuk gear reverse terus parking kat emergency lane tuh...pastu gua termenung dalam kete tuh dalam 15 minit...serius gua cuak gile babi...kete Volvo tu dah ilang gi mane ntah...pundek aram jadah betul!!!!kalo lu orang ade nampak kete tuh, tlg2 la pancitkan tayar kete tuh...lepas pancitkan, amik gambar pastu tunjuk kat gua...nanti gua kasi adiah...nasib baik la kete gua takde pape...ni yang buat gua sayang gile kat ferari kelabu 5.0 turbo VTI gua nih...tapi kejadian tu membuatkan gua insaf sejenak...alhamdulillah....

okla, jam dah pukul 5.30...gua nak balik awal arini...badan gua da sengal2...chalo!!!

sejam di pasir gudang...

adehhh...sengal2 ubi betul badan gua nih...dari semalam lagi x ilang2...maunye tak sengal kalo da duk dalam kete je sampai setengah hari...ni yg gua nak cite kat lu orang yang buat2 ade keje sambil bace blog gua nih...hahaha...semalam buat pertama kali dalam idop gua travel pegi pasir gudang semata2 nak anta tender jer...memula gua ingat nak korier je kan...sekali johor cuti la plak ari thaipusam nih...tarikh tutup nak ngantor tender nih semalam kul 12 tgh hari...so bos gua suh gua rempit gi sane...amboi sesuka suki die je...nasib baik gua ade ferari 1.0 kaler silver tuh...abis meter gua tekan...pasni gua nak convert ferari tu jadi lambojini plak lah...hahaha!!!

buat pertama kalinye gua bangun awal semalam...kul 5 pagi dah bangun nih!!!tak penah2 dibuat nih...taik mate gua pon tak sempat nak keras gua dah kena bangun...nak taknak kene bangun la kan...kang x sampai plak tender tu...gua siap2 je terus rempit dari umah gua kul 6 pagi...perghh...sejuk gile!!!!gua bukak aircond pon sejuk...bukak tingkap pon sejukkk...last skali gua bukak bonet belakang je...takde la sejuk sgt...

jalan punya jalan sambil minum nescafe ngan isap rokok, gua sampai kat pasir gudang tuh kul 10 pg...sesampai je gua terus gi anta tender...tak sampai 5 minit pon kejenye...bile da anta tu gua cam blur kejap...ape gua nak buat nih??takkan nak pegi pasar malam plak kot...mesti x bukak lagi...dah abis tempat gua pikir, gua pon pegi kat ofis member bos gua...kononnye nak ajak borak...tak sampai 15 minit gua da tak tahan...gua pon chalo...gua pon amik keputusan nak balik kl jer...hahaha!!!gua pon rempit la balik ke kl...nasib baik la gua mantain bawak bawah 120 km/j...bleh plak ade road block nih...nasib baik gua lepas...kalo x terbang 300 inggit gua...gua sampai kat kl da pukul 3 ptg...sampai umah je gua terus cover tido gua pagi tuh...hahaha!!!ni ade sedikit gambar gua edit mase gua travel tuh...layan!!!!!!

perjalanan gua dari terbenamnye matahari sehingga terbitnya matahari saddiq...wahh gituu!!!

p/s: ade sape2 rajin nak tlg urut badan gua x??nanti gua bawak jalan2 naik ferari gua...volee??